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Well, yes, I think we've worked that out already...

  • May. 3rd, 2008 at 11:33 AM
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Which Dogma Character Are You?




You Are The Metatron, The Voice of God. You had to tell Jesus as a boy that he was the son of God and give up all his life just to die, and experienced deja vu when informing the Last Scion of her duties. You poor thing.

"Oh, give over, will you? I couldn't rape you if I wanted to. Angels are ill-equipped. See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. You bottom-feeders and your arrogance... you think everybody's just trying to get in your knickers."

















Demagoguery: n. impassioned appeals to the prejudices and emotions of the populace

  • Apr. 26th, 2008 at 1:49 PM
meet God, sigh, despair, troubled, eyyyyeeeebrow, you what?, whaaaaa-?!!, get drunk, quirk, oh please, oohsh, hmpf, you wish, laugh 2, ken doll, more than you see, a little magic, maracas, angel, #!$!#$%%@!!%, touched by an angel, amused, hmmm, hear my prayer, pursed lips, weeelllll, for fuck's sake, not so loud, wax on wax off, metatron, kind, snerk, disgusted, laugh, eyes closed, avuncular, if I could have taken it from him..., i'm telling you, what is with you humans?, fear the eyebrow, ffffffiiiish, smirk, the voice, look! wings!, oh ha bloody ha, gangster, wtf, prayer, piss off, troubled voice, and again with the humans
Missiles? Missiles?

I don't think so.

[ooc: In Metatron's immediate vicinity, which at this time will be in Xanadu, any missiles that come his way will result in a rain of fish instead. It's as close to canon as I can get with the baseball bat/fish incident.]

Glossolalia: speaking in tongues

  • Apr. 21st, 2008 at 6:54 PM
meet God, sigh, despair, troubled, eyyyyeeeebrow, you what?, whaaaaa-?!!, get drunk, quirk, oh please, oohsh, hmpf, you wish, laugh 2, ken doll, more than you see, a little magic, maracas, angel, #!$!#$%%@!!%, touched by an angel, amused, hmmm, hear my prayer, pursed lips, weeelllll, for fuck's sake, not so loud, wax on wax off, metatron, kind, snerk, disgusted, laugh, eyes closed, avuncular, if I could have taken it from him..., i'm telling you, what is with you humans?, fear the eyebrow, ffffffiiiish, smirk, the voice, look! wings!, oh ha bloody ha, gangster, wtf, prayer, piss off, troubled voice, and again with the humans
All is right with the world.

I think I'll need to get an apartment. Me. An apartment. Who would have thought?

Waverly, thank you for your generosity. I'll have to have you by for tea or something. That's what people do when they have their own homes.

For those of you asking after the angel I spoke of before, the Word is: deal with him yourself.

Echolalia: An infant's repetition of the sounds made by others

  • Apr. 20th, 2008 at 3:01 PM
meet God, sigh, despair, troubled, eyyyyeeeebrow, you what?, whaaaaa-?!!, get drunk, quirk, oh please, oohsh, hmpf, you wish, laugh 2, ken doll, more than you see, a little magic, maracas, angel, #!$!#$%%@!!%, touched by an angel, amused, hmmm, hear my prayer, pursed lips, weeelllll, for fuck's sake, not so loud, wax on wax off, metatron, kind, snerk, disgusted, laugh, eyes closed, avuncular, if I could have taken it from him..., i'm telling you, what is with you humans?, fear the eyebrow, ffffffiiiish, smirk, the voice, look! wings!, oh ha bloody ha, gangster, wtf, prayer, piss off, troubled voice, and again with the humans
This explains the matter of curses.

Honestly, you people act as though behaving like ninnies is out of character for you somehow. If I know human nature - and I do - tomorrow there will be wailing and moaning and much gnashing of teeth. Do you think we haven't seen it all before?

Speaking of having seen it all before - I suggest you City residents read up on your Commandments. The Angel of Death has decided to take up the fiery sword again and, well... sorry, kids. Those of you who haven't worked out your authority issues can tuck your heads between your legs and kiss your arses goodbye.

*Voice* post

  • Apr. 17th, 2008 at 8:25 AM
meet God, sigh, despair, troubled, eyyyyeeeebrow, you what?, whaaaaa-?!!, get drunk, quirk, oh please, oohsh, hmpf, you wish, laugh 2, ken doll, more than you see, a little magic, maracas, angel, #!$!#$%%@!!%, touched by an angel, amused, hmmm, hear my prayer, pursed lips, weeelllll, for fuck's sake, not so loud, wax on wax off, metatron, kind, snerk, disgusted, laugh, eyes closed, avuncular, if I could have taken it from him..., i'm telling you, what is with you humans?, fear the eyebrow, ffffffiiiish, smirk, the voice, look! wings!, oh ha bloody ha, gangster, wtf, prayer, piss off, troubled voice, and again with the humans
[splashing and sputtering followed by an exasperated sigh]

Oh very funny. Ha. Ha. Drop the angel in the water and see him drip.

I know God's gone missing, but this is ridiculous. I can't go missing now, too. I have work to do.

[ooc: Standard fountain-dropping City entry for the Voice. Metatron says hello, where's the nearest Mexican restaurant?]